For the first time in years, Crabby and I actually went away together, camping for the weekend! Since no vacation (it was only 2.5 days, but hey, I rarely get 2 days off in a row, so it counts!) is complete without kids, Mortimer and Slugger went with us.
Between me and Crabby, there are more than 1000 photos, a few hours of my video and I think at least 2 hours of Morty Cam to go through. Nothing is ever easy here at The Ranch, so you can be rest assured there are lots of stories to tell! But that will all take a little time. So for now, I’ll give you some of the cliff notes:
The Waggin’ Wagon broke down in transit, the campsite was overrun with cows (and cow patties), it rained, Crabby honestly thought 2 people and 2 larger dogs could fit in a 2 man tent, The Legend of the Mystical Mort Mort was born, Slugger De-Graced a model (hoping she will let me share the video with you!) and the list goes on!
On the home front:
Gracie and Franky stayed at their Rental Dog house for the weekend. Both started a hunger strike last night.
The remaining 9 stayed with a babysitter who will probably now need therapy: 1/2 the kids didn’t eat and the ones that did threw up. Not sure how Marcy fared in all this because at the sight of a stranger in her house, she hid under the bed – from Friday evening until we got home today. As an added bonus, Vito had a seizure, which having had no experience with it, put the babysitter in a panic, racing to the ER. If that all wasn’t enough of a kick in the keister for the poor girl, the TV wouldn’t work.
So until I can get all the pictures and videos in order, I leave you with the Sunday Cute pictures of Slugger camping at the Rim in Northern Arizona: