It may come as a shock, but though we live with the 12 (well, currently 13) best dogs in the world, it doesn’t mean we live with the 12 (well, currently 13) best behaved dogs in the world.
Another misconception is that Crazy and Crabby are easy-going and mellow when dealing with The Hoard at all times.
Truth be told, seeing one or both of the humans screaming like a banshee, cursing like a sailor and flailing around like a meth addict are sights seen at Run A Muck Ranch from time to time. That being said, since such screaming, cursing and flailing can go on for quite a while with absolutely no effect on the kids behavior, and usually end when the acting human just gets tired, it’s safe to assume the Run A Muck kids, including Marcy, really don’t feel threatened by such behaviors.
The kids know the score. These outbursts are nothing more than loud noises sometimes accompanied by odd gestures that to Emmi, reminds her of when she and Crazy used to do Zumba together. Emmi loved doing Zumba with Crazy…
There are 5 words that strike fear in the hearts of the Run A Muck Ranch kids:
Obedience, Manners, Training, Discipline and Work
OK, so coming from Crazy or Crabby, they’re just words. However, coming from Elchaninov Eugene, the prospect is just terrifying to the kids.
Look at Elchanivov’s dog TreT:
Next time the kids get under my skin, I’ll threaten to send them to stay with TreT in Ukraine, where they might actually have to show some respect. I bet they’ll listen to me then!